Alright folks, the time has finally come. You can now pre-order (& stream for free) DES ARK’s “DON’T ROCK THE BOAT, SINK THE FUCKER”—our first full length since 2005’s Loose Lips Sink Ships. This new record has it all; for one, the title features one of my all time favorite cuss words, like one of the baddest ones. Secondly, speaking of two’s, it has some semi-sweet second rate gold metallic graphics on the cover because we couldn’t get the real gold foil because we’re poor as shit. Thirdly, I’m in New Mexico and I really need to buy a poncho so please buy this record. Forkth, if you pre-order the vinyl now, you might be able to get yr hands on some ltd edition color vinyl. Filthy, don’t get yr hopes up about this thing just cuz it took me three years to make it; the truth is it was less like pouring-over-every-detail, & more like classic self-indulgent artistic shithead incommunicado bullshit.

GO HERE: http://lovitt.bandcamp.com/album/dont-rock-the-boat-sink-the-fucker